Saturday, March 21, 2009

Toy box need adjustment before you can "Beat Your Chest"

Every so often I come across a product we have purchased for our son that I have to talk about. This one is almost perfect. The reason for the "almost" is what prompted my review. I hope the folks at The Land of Nod can make some adjustments to this otherwise great product.


We were in search of a toy box for our son's growing collection. Because my wife wanted to complement the look of his room a plastic bin wouldn't due. So she purchased a toy chest from The Land of Nod.

The Beat Our Chest:

7/10



Pros: Easy to assemble by instructions or pictures. Only hand tools are required. Solid look and feel. Tight joints so there is no squeaking. Strong enough to hold two adults. Quality finish with color choices for the chest and seat cushion.

Cons: Sharp edges and corners. Looks like the infamous coffee table you bumped your head on when you were a kid. Seat cushion is not large enough to cover those edges and corners. Fat lip waiting to happen.

Bottom line:
Good piece of furniture that will add to the look of any kids room. Because of the seating feature the product will be useful to your child for many years. Papas will like it because you could put it together during half-time. Because the one flaw poses a safety issue, I can only go with a 7 of 10. Fix it and you get your 3 points back.

The Details

They could have named this the "beast of a chest". It is solid and large. The box has swallowed pretty much every toy we need to keep out of sight when not in use. Because the chest doubles as a seating area you also get a cushion that attaches to the lid. Two reasonably sized adults will be comfortable and secure sitting on it.

Assembly was a no-brainer. Only hand tools are needed and no glue is required. Each piece is lettered so following the directions is straight forward. For you papas that like to bypass written instructions and work form the pictures, the illustrations are clear so you will look a carpentry genius as well.

So far so good right? Well, the seating is the Achilles heal of this piece. The cushion does not completely cover the top of the box. This leaves edges and corners exposed. It is simply not safe for a small child that likes to run around and may stumble from time to time.




If there is one thing people talk about when you tell them you are having a child it is the adjustments you will have to make to your furniture. Someone always has a story about a run in a small child had with a coffee table. Well then why would a children's furniture company make a toy box just like that dreaded coffee table? The corners on the top of this toy box are sharp! I could see this was going to be a problem from the moment I opened the box and began assembling the piece. Though it took a few months and despite our efforts to protect him, our son finally tripped and busted his lip on the lid.

The fix for this is very simple: redesign so that the chest lid is recessed into the cushion. As it is, the cushion is not large enough to cover the edges. The foam should be cut about an inch or so wider and longer, also about a half inch thicker. Next cut out a section in the cushion the same size as the lid so that it fits over the edges. The fabric would need to be clued in place in the recessed area. The straps that secure it to the lid would need no alteration. While these extra steps may add a few dollars to the finished product, it would be well worth it making it a much safer piece of furniture.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

A simple toy could save your breath!




Any of you who have read these entries for a while may remember a post about the airport http://www.primopapa.com/2008/09/cheap-thrills.html . My son goes to the local municipal air strip almost every week now. The price is right $0.00 and sites are thrilling. There is only one dilemma. When we are at home and he is playing with his planes he wants daddy to fly them.



When I say fly the plane, I mean taking off, landing, banked turns, and loops. Of course all of this has to be accompanied by the sound of propellers and jets. You known; bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrr! It was fun at first, except that I underestimated a boys attention span for this type of activity. After 20 minutes and pleas of "More, more! Fly daddy, fly!" any time I took a break, I was out of breath and had a head ache.






Solution: Infrared remote controlled micro helicopter!








That's right, for a mere $29.95 I saved my lungs. Now I soar through the skies of my living room to my son's delight from the comfort of the couch. The helicopter fits in the palm of my hand and has a flashing light. Flight time is about 10 minutes on a full charge. A few good spins around the house and he is ready to move on to something else.


So that I paint a complete, picture here is the rest of the store. This is not a full fledged R/C hobby craft. If you keep your expectations low your satisfaction will be high. About all you get is up, down, and a slow methodical circle. You will crash many times until you get the hang of it. I highly recommend an extended warrant on this one, which is unlike me to suggest. Mine was a gift from Brookstone and for and extra $3.99 you can walk in and exchange it as many times as you like for a year. I have done so twice since Christmas.

Now that "flying" is an enjoyable experience for both of us it may become our father/son hobby. I want to try the Air Hog or Picco Z models next. Happy flying!!








Because we are still the papas, be safe around the kids! The propeller blades are made of light flexible plastic. This could hurt or leave a mark if spinning blades hit a babies soft skin. Recommended age is 8 and up. Follow all warnings and operating instructions.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

A friendly reminder from Rodney Atkins

It is a stretch for me to say that I am a fan of Country music. I do enjoy it as a change of pace from time to time or on long drives. However, when the opportunity to be reminded of who I am and how it affects my child presents itself, I will take the lesson from a good Country song any time. This one says it all. Rodney Atkins is on the money!

So if you are a fan or at least open minded, check out the video. For the rest of you who would otherwise miss the gem among the Southern twang and guitar strumming, read the lyrics below.





"Watching You"

Driving through town just my boy and me
With a happy meal in his booster seat
Knowing that he couldn't have the toy
Till his nuggets were gone
A green traffic light turned straight to red
I hit my brakes and mumbled under my breath
His fries went a flying and his orange drink covered his lap
Well then my four year old said a four letter word
That started with "s" and I was concerned
So I said son now now where did you learn to talk like that

[Chorus one]

He said I've been watching you dad, ain't that cool
I'm your buckaroo, I wanna be like you
And eat all my food and grow as tall as you are
We got cowboy boots and camo pants
Yeah we're just alike, hey ain't we dad
I wanna do everything you do
So I've been watching you

We got back home and I went to the barn
I bowed my head and I prayed real hard
Said Lord please help me help my stupid self
Then this side of bedtime later that night
Turning on my son's Scooby Doo nightlight
He crawled out of bed and he got down on his knees
He closed his little eyes, folded his little hands
And spoke to God like he was talking to a friend
And I said son now where'd you learn to pray like that

[Chorus two]

He said I've been watching you dad, ain't that cool
I'm your buckaroo, I wanna be like you
And eat all my food and grow as tall as you are
We like fixing things and holding mama's hand
Yeah we're just alike, hey ain't we dad
I wanna do everything you do
So I've been watching you

[Bridge]

With tears in my eyes I wrapped him in a hug
Said my little bear is growing up
He said but when I'm big I'll still know what to do

[Chorus three]

Cause I've been watching you dad, ain't that cool
I'm your buckaroo, I wanna be like you
And eat all my food and grow as tall as you are
By then I'll be as strong as superman
We'll be just alike, hey won't we dad
When I can do everything you do
Cause I've been watching you


By Rodney Atkins