Tub Talk with Grandma

Last night was full of great bath time with my son, and I didn't even have to get splashed. My mother-in-law was over and he requested her for assistance with his evening scrub. He always has a few antics he likes to pull when grandma does bath time but last night was a classic.

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During his final rinse before getting out, my son introduced Nanna to his new topic of conversation when he is in the tub. Full of pride and with a big grin he proclaimed, "Nana, I have a beautiful penis!" Long pause from Nana. Nana didn't have any boys of her own, so this fascination with the human physique is new to her. In a valiant effort to normalize the conversation she replied, "Yes you do have a beautiful penis, and beautiful toes, your eyes are beautiful, you have beautiful ears, and....." this went on for about five more body parts. To which he replied, "I like my penis." That was the end of bath time. I was able to enjoy the entire exchange from the comfort of my couch. While the price of admission is high, having kids is the greatest show on earth!